writing papers for elementary foreign language classes makes me feel so dumb because in english i’m fairly articulate but i literally just wrote in german: “I have a door. the door is big. the door is brown. i have a room.” i’m handing this in for a grade.
#wow I am baffled about how accurately this describes their friendship (via premoonsyndrome)
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
if you’re in a group of people and you see someone trying to get a story out pay attention to them even if its super forced because they’re having to yell to be heard over everyone just be nice ok