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whitelivesdontmatter:

i can’t believe i just saw and read this with my actual eyes

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whitelivesdontmatter: “ i can’t believe i just saw and read this with my actual eyes ”
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terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now


rtah-trash:

if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad

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rtah-trash: “ if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad ”

reverseracist:

I’m the grandma

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reverseracist: “ I’m the grandma ”
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me when my computer was new:
  • *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*
    • me now:
  • *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father

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    according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

    julieyumi:

    1-5: steal
    6-10: consume
    11-15: master
    16-20: battle with
    21-25: hoard
    26-31: transform into

    january: anime
    february: chocolate
    march: knives
    april: potatoes
    may: flowers
    june: seaweed
    july: the Declaration of Independence
    august: puppies
    september: school supplies
    october: bones
    november: crispy leaves
    december: snowflakes